deerly beloved;

[driving]

deerlyBeloved: hargrove Are you into the concept of a threesome without the inconvenience of trying to fit three people into a bed? Well, you're in luck, because here we have two minds for the price of one body! One of them's a complete monster and the other one's the Mind Flayer. The bad news is that neither of them are willing to get a haircut, but if you can look beyond the mullet you're in for a truly wild night.

( billy hargrove | 18 | m | bisexual )

Comments

un: SuperheroFangirl

[variantcover]

what if i wanna?
what if i'm into guys with mullets.

nice mullet btw. are you bringing it back in fashion or are you from a time where mullets are still ok to have?

un: simba

[sinnabon]

That doesn't seem like a good way to find people to have sex with you.
That's what Steve said this app is for.
I think Steve's confused.

un: harrington. The evening after de-ghosting the sewers

[acidwashjeans]

[ Steve is drunk to the point that he hasn't realised this is the dating app and not the normal messaging app. ]

HEY 🍆

🍆HEAD

ANSWER YOUR PHONE

[ and here he is calling your phone you better answer ]

UN: harrington

[acidwashjeans]

[ why is steve checking people's deerly beloveds? why is he checking billy's? why not just cross the hall and talk to him in person instead of lying in bed and texting???
it's a mystery. ]

i think i liked it better when it was just 'dont'