deerly beloved;

[driving]

deerlyBeloved: hargrove Are you into the concept of a threesome without the inconvenience of trying to fit three people into a bed? Well, you're in luck, because here we have two minds for the price of one body! One of them's a complete monster and the other one's the Mind Flayer. The bad news is that neither of them are willing to get a haircut, but if you can look beyond the mullet you're in for a truly wild night.

( billy hargrove | 18 | m | bisexual )

Comments

[variantcover]

that's really not the proper intended use of the eggplant emoji...

[driving]

what is the proper intended use of the eggplant emoji

[variantcover]

when you want to 🍆 someone in the 🍑
or if you want someone to put their 🍆 in your 👅 and then 💦

[driving]

oh my god i sent him all of those
are you telling me i sent steve fucking harrington a sex message

[variantcover]

DING DING DING!!!
TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!

[driving]

oh my god
he sent them back
why is there no warning about this

[variantcover]

WELP. it's official.
you guys are fucking.

[driving]

shit shit shit shit shit

is there an anti-eggplant
which one do i send to harrington to unfuck him

[variantcover]

nope, i'm sorry. sext emojis are a binding legal contract.
you might as well get married and start thinking about adopting some kids.

[driving]

WHERES THE DIVORCE EMOJI

[variantcover]

😬

👨🏽‍⚖️i think this dude's a judge. you can plead your case to him in emoji court.

[driving]

what case is there to plead, steve harrington is obviously the worst
i'd never get with him on purpose

[variantcover]

idk Steve seems pretty okay to me.
he has slightly better hair than you.
and he did throw a party for everyone.

[driving]

no i know him from back home
he's kind of my rival
he's the wooooorst and someday i'll throw a way cooler party

[variantcover]

what makes him the wooooorst?
he doesn't seem mean or bullyish or anything.

[driving]

everything
he's just awful
stupid prettyboy

[variantcover]

he hasn't like
axe-murdered a bunch of babies?
committed a hate crime?
donated to the NRA?

[driving]

ok maybe he's not literally the WORST
he's kind of my rival though so i have to say he is

[variantcover]

you keep saying that.
is that a big thing in the eighties?
having a "rival" ?

[driving]

well yeah
school's boring if you have no one to compete with

[ It's also a good way to spend time with the guy you secretly like under the guise of being enemies. ]

[variantcover]

school's boring full stop.
you don't need to create conflict to make it more interesting... just stop going.

[driving]

i have to go sometimes so i can stay on the basketball team
i'm the best player, they'd be screwed without me

[variantcover]

suck my basketballs
that's the lamest excuse ever.

[driving]

you don't think i secretly like school do you?
because i really hate school

[variantcover]

if you hate it so much, why are you still going?
don't tell me you're on the Creepsville b-ball team too?