Are you into the concept of a threesome without the inconvenience of trying to fit three people into a bed? Well, you're in luck, because here we have two minds for the price of one body! One of them's a complete monster and the other one's the Mind Flayer. The bad news is that neither of them are willing to get a haircut, but if you can look beyond the mullet you're in for a truly wild night.
if they're really my enemies i'd probably either 1. not text them at all or 2. text them the gun or sword emojis to show that i'm gonna come kick their ass with my guns and swords.
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[ He doesn't actually know. But he sure just sent one to HIS enemy. ]
to call them a dick? [ Yeah, there we go. ]
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if they're really my enemies i'd probably either
1. not text them at all
or 2. text them the gun or sword emojis to show that i'm gonna come kick their ass with my guns and swords.
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[ Not everyone is so desperate for the attention of their supposed enemies, Billy. ]
the gun and sword thing works too though, shit maybe i shouldve texted him that instead of the dick
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ooh, """"him""""? who is him?
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[ Probably better than texting the eggplant. Actually, definitely better. ]
you met steve harrington? big hair, freckles, sucks at basketball?
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you're sending dick emojis to Steve?
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because he's a dick
get it??
ha
[ Please believe that is the only reason, please please please. ]
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or if you want someone to put their 🍆 in your 👅 and then 💦
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are you telling me i sent steve fucking harrington a sex message
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TELL HIM WHAT HE'S WON!
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he sent them back
why is there no warning about this
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you guys are fucking.
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is there an anti-eggplant
which one do i send to harrington to unfuck him
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you might as well get married and start thinking about adopting some kids.
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👨🏽⚖️i think this dude's a judge. you can plead your case to him in emoji court.
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i'd never get with him on purpose
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he has slightly better hair than you.
and he did throw a party for everyone.
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he's kind of my rival
he's the wooooorst and someday i'll throw a way cooler party
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he doesn't seem mean or bullyish or anything.
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he's just awful
stupid prettyboy
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axe-murdered a bunch of babies?
committed a hate crime?
donated to the NRA?
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he's kind of my rival though so i have to say he is
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