deerly beloved;

[driving]

deerlyBeloved: hargrove Are you into the concept of a threesome without the inconvenience of trying to fit three people into a bed? Well, you're in luck, because here we have two minds for the price of one body! One of them's a complete monster and the other one's the Mind Flayer. The bad news is that neither of them are willing to get a haircut, but if you can look beyond the mullet you're in for a truly wild night.

( billy hargrove | 18 | m | bisexual )

Comments

[driving]

yeah, yours is pretty bad
you don't even like watching movies

[acidwashjeans]

i like movies
one on one they're great
the problem is here it's always the kids picking and it's always something super nerdy

[driving]

uhhh last time i picked a movie you came back an hour in and said "are they STILL shooting?"
and it wasn't a nerdy movie

[acidwashjeans]

how were they shooting for an hour and everyone wasn't already dead?! that's so unrealistic okay

[driving]

do you think you can shoot everyone in the WORLD in an hour??

[acidwashjeans]

why were they killing everyone in the world?????
look i like movies okay
just not kids movies or murder everyone movies

[ he likes movies that you can stop paying attention to after ten minutes when you can start making out with someone okay ]

[driving]

they weren't but there were a lot of people
also there were talking scenes in between the shooting ok

don't tell me you're a rom-com guy, harrington

[acidwashjeans]

molly ringwald is a babe okay

[driving]

how were you ever the coolest guy at school

[ If they were dating, that's where he'd send the little heart emoji because Steve Harrington is a big dork and it's kind of great.



But they're not dating so that emoji is strictly off limits. ]

[acidwashjeans]

god you have no idea

it's so much easier being prom king than it is not

[ and it's not like he misses it. but he used to know just who he was and what he was doing and now... it all seems like such a load of shit ]

[driving]

you know you can be prom king without being a douchebag right

[acidwashjeans]

how many times have you been prom king, hargrove? none?

[ he's not listening to you on matters of being cool okay ]

[driving]

i don't go to "prom" i have a rad party with a ton of booze
and i'm king of this even cooler party

[acidwashjeans]

so
no actual crown?

[ sounds like a fake king tbh ]

[driving]

no, just actual respect

[acidwashjeans]

can't put respect in the trophy cabinet

[driving]

do i seem like the kind of guy who'd want a trophy cabinet

[acidwashjeans]

where else are you going to stick you "Hawkins Biggest Douchebag" trophy?

[driving]

i don't need a trophy for that, everyone knows

[acidwashjeans]

have you ever actually had a trophy?

it's kind of better when you can rub it in people's faces

[driving]

i don’t need a trophy, i have rock hard abs

[acidwashjeans]

[ haven't seen much proof of it lately

he deletes that ]


and an ego the size of a continent, i get it

[driving]

says the guy with a trophy cabinet

[acidwashjeans]

[ having a trophy cabinet is a normal part of life ok, you need somewhere for parents to flex about their child's accomplishments ]

i'm gonna ask sodder for one just for you

[driving]

and what are you gonna put in it, dipshit