Are you into the concept of a threesome without the inconvenience of trying to fit three people into a bed? Well, you're in luck, because here we have two minds for the price of one body! One of them's a complete monster and the other one's the Mind Flayer. The bad news is that neither of them are willing to get a haircut, but if you can look beyond the mullet you're in for a truly wild night.
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👨🏽⚖️i think this dude's a judge. you can plead your case to him in emoji court.
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i'd never get with him on purpose
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he has slightly better hair than you.
and he did throw a party for everyone.
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he's kind of my rival
he's the wooooorst and someday i'll throw a way cooler party
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he doesn't seem mean or bullyish or anything.
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he's just awful
stupid prettyboy
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axe-murdered a bunch of babies?
committed a hate crime?
donated to the NRA?
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he's kind of my rival though so i have to say he is
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is that a big thing in the eighties?
having a "rival" ?
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school's boring if you have no one to compete with
[ It's also a good way to spend time with the guy you secretly like under the guise of being enemies. ]
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you don't need to create conflict to make it more interesting... just stop going.
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i'm the best player, they'd be screwed without me
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that's the lamest excuse ever.
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because i really hate school
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don't tell me you're on the Creepsville b-ball team too?
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don't tell me you're gonna go to college now.
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dr billy hargrove that's me
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Dr Billy Hargrove, eggplant afficionado.