deerly beloved;

[driving]

deerlyBeloved: hargrove Are you into the concept of a threesome without the inconvenience of trying to fit three people into a bed? Well, you're in luck, because here we have two minds for the price of one body! One of them's a complete monster and the other one's the Mind Flayer. The bad news is that neither of them are willing to get a haircut, but if you can look beyond the mullet you're in for a truly wild night.

( billy hargrove | 18 | m | bisexual )

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[acidwashjeans]

[ Give him a moment he's throwing the beer can off the roof. ]

Yeah, you know? Someone who'll get you something from the store and won't immediately tell you how much you owe them.

[ It was a revelation to learn there were such people in the world. ]

[driving]

Christ, if you drink too much more you're gonna have to sleep up there. [ Because Billy's not going to come over and carry your dumb ass down so you don't fall, definitely not. ]

I'm more of a self-sufficient guy. [ Which means no, he's never had a friend like that. ]

[acidwashjeans]

Yeah, yeah. [ He's fine. Totally fine. Now the worst of it is over and he's apolgised and Billy has accepted the apology-- which he has, right?-- all is good with the world. ]

Self-sufficiently an asshole. [ Which is a hilarious joke, okay. Please laugh. ] That explains why you're shit at taking apologies.

[ steve that doesn't explain that at all ]

[driving]

We've already established that I'm an asshole who can't take apologies. Better get some new material or I'm gonna start heckling you.

[ As if heckling Steve isn't his entire existence. ]

[acidwashjeans]

[ pffffff is starting to be Steve's favourite sound ]

You gonna stick your tongue out at me again, Hargrove?

[ are you ready for steve to have a shot at copying what he thinks it looks like? ready or not, here it is ]

[driving]

[ He groans. ] You're not doing it right. You just look stupid.

[ Here it is, here's the real Billy Hargrove lick. ]

[acidwashjeans]

You just look stupid. [ Steve might have paused just a little long before that comeback, but he can blame it on being drunk. Definitely being drunk is the problem right now. There are no other problems.

He's gotta be drunk if he finds Billy's dumb licking so appealing right now.

With a groan Steve sits up, the camera wobbling away from his face while he runs a hand over his face.

When he brings it back to him, he's scrunching up his face while he waits for his balance to kick in. ] God, I am so wasted right now.

[driving]

I told you, you're gonna fall off the fucking roof.

[ He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. God, that idiot. ] Do you want me to get you down?

[ So much for 'never doing that'. ]

[acidwashjeans]

I'm not gonna fall off the roof. [ He's never fallen off a roof he won't start now. ] I got through the bathroom window anyway. I'll just--

[ He wobbles as he turns to show the camera the bathroom window just there. Like ten feet away. ] See? Right there, mom.

[driving]

I am going to taunt you about it for the rest of your life if you fall on your ass, Harrington, so you better make sure you get there.

[ That's Billy code for "hey, I'm maybe kind of concerned about you for some reason so you better not hurt yourself". ]

[acidwashjeans]

Thought you liked seeing me end up on my ass.

[ because you used to always bowl him over in basketball practice ]

[driving]

Only when I'm the one knocking you down.

[ Besides, they can't have that basketball contest if he falls off the roof. ]

[acidwashjeans]

What, can't even lose to a roof, Hargrove?

[ Pfffffffffff ]

[driving]

I'd kick that roof's ass any day.

[ Is he joking? Does he really want to fight the roof? Who knows with Billy. ]

[acidwashjeans]

[ more wobbling as Steve clambers towards the window, with harder shaking when he laughs at that. ]

God, I'm such an idiot.

[ because he thinks that's funny and that Billy's funny when he's objectively a dumbass. ]

[driving]

Holy shit, you actually learned something.

[ Can't learn to plant his feet, can learn that he's an idiot. It's something. ]

[acidwashjeans]

[ A miracle occurs, he reaches the window frame without falling off the roof. ]

You're such an asshole, Hargrove. I'm taking my apology back.

[driving]

[ Now you just have to get inside without hurting yourself, good job Steve. ]

Too late. It's mine forever.

[acidwashjeans]

Nnnnnope. No way. I'm not sorry anymore.

[ It's a lie, he's sorrier than he can ever say, but Billy is being a dick.

For some reason Steve is maintaining a hold on his Fluid. It'd be safer to just throw it inside and use both hands to climb through the window but... nope. that's not what he's doing. ] You're an idiot.

[driving]

I have video evidence of you being sorry.

[ He sticks his tongue out again. ]

Don't smack your head on the windowsill, idiot.

[acidwashjeans]

[ ???? how did billy get video evidence?

there's no time to verbalise that, because between the windowsill and billy's tongue Steve is very distracted ]

I bet you sit in front of the mirror and practice the tongue thing. I bet you a thousand bucks. You think you're hot shit walking around without a shirt on and that means you can just--

[ What it means will have to wait, because Steve has just fallen in the window. The camera spins out and comes to rest showing the bathroom ceiling. Somewhere nearby Steve groans and:]

Still got it. I'm a ninja.

[driving]

Wow, have you been staring at me, Harrington?

[ He does the tongue thing - again - as soon as Steve picks the phone back up. ]

Careful. You might fall for me. [ He's joking. Completely joking. Yep. ]

[acidwashjeans]

[ He's drunk, his head's spinning from where he bumped it on something when he rolled in, and Billy's tongue really should be censored somehow. ]

You're the one sending me eggplants, dumbass. [ But god, could you imagine? Not just thinking Billy Hargrove is hot shit but actually liking him? Liking his dumb sense of humour and his competitiveness and the way he can be really proud of himself when he does something he thinks is--

With a groan, Steve puts the camera back down on the ground and rubs both hands over his face. ] I am way too out of it for this.

[driving]

I just didn't know how serious the eggplants were when I sent them.

[ He rolls his eyes. ] Go on, get to bed, you're about to pass out anyway.

[acidwashjeans]

[ More groaning. ] Who even thinks that picture is actually a turn on? Like seriously? "Hey babe, you ready for my eggplant tonight???" Instant boner kill.

[ He's not moving. ]