staggr;

[driving]

STAGGR

ABOUT ME

billy hargrove

FULL NAME

18

AGE

fuck off

BIRTHDAY

fuck off

PRONOUNS

fuck off

RELATIONSHIP STATUS

fuck off

INTERESTED IN

fuck off

ADDRESS

fuck off

OCCUPATION

"fuck off" - billy hargrove

FAVORITE QUOTE

metallica, motley crue, slayer, scorpions, poison, motorhead

FAVORITE MUSICIANS

fuck off

FAVORITE BOOKS

terminator, first blood, heavy metal, taxi driver

FAVORITE MOVIES/TV SHOWS

EXPERIENCE

high school

EDUCATION

drivers ed 1982
cpr certification

TRAINING

lifeguard

PAST JOB EXPERIENCE

english
spanish (mostly the insults)

LANGUAGES

sexy

ADDITIONAL TALENTS

fuck off

PORTFOLIO PIECES

CONTACT ME

deerFeed
hargrove

deerlyBeloved
hargrove

staggr
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personal inbox
inbox

Comments

[sinnabon]

[ #doubt af ]

if i ask steve that will he agree?

[ the litmus test of 'is billy being legit or just weird' ]

[driving]

yeah probably

[sinnabon]

huh
okay
just 'fuck off' or do other fuck related statements work?

[driving]

pretty much any fuck statement is cool

[sinnabon]

okay so
fuck off, fuck you, fuck it, fuck that
what other ones are there?

[ he's taking notes ]

[driving]

fuck this
fuckass
motherfucker
fucking hell
fucked up
you can just add "fucking" to anything to make it cooler pretty much
like "get in the fucking car"
that's a really cool thing to say

[sinnabon]

ok got it
add fucking to anything
does it ruin it if i say 'please get in the fucking car'?

[driving]

a little yeah
please isn't very cool
unless you've already asked them a few times and you say please in an angry voice

[sinnabon]

i feel like saying it in an angry voice defeats the purpose of 'please'
is being cool basically just being mean?

[driving]

yeah, you're getting it
being nice is kind of uncool sorry

[sinnabon]

i'm not sure i really want to be cool, then
i mean, you're my friend, right?
maybe i don't need it

[driving]

yeah i'm cool enough to sustain three or four more people probably if you want to just hang out with me and be cool that way

[sinnabon]

actually i meant clearly i don't need to be cool to get friends since you're my friend

[ wait. no. let billy have his win. it makes him happy. ]

youre like a coolness reactor
renewable coolness energy source to fuel the socially awkward

...that might actually be really nice for a lot of people

[driving]

yeah but only a select few get to hang out with me

[sinnabon]

[ obviously can't be seen or heard over text, but there's grinning and snickering that goes on before he types up his reply. ]

i'm honored to be one of the few
thanks for making me cool, billy

[driving]

you're welcome