staggr;

[driving]

STAGGR

ABOUT ME

billy hargrove

FULL NAME

18

AGE

fuck off

BIRTHDAY

fuck off

PRONOUNS

fuck off

RELATIONSHIP STATUS

fuck off

INTERESTED IN

fuck off

ADDRESS

fuck off

OCCUPATION

"fuck off" - billy hargrove

FAVORITE QUOTE

metallica, motley crue, slayer, scorpions, poison, motorhead

FAVORITE MUSICIANS

fuck off

FAVORITE BOOKS

terminator, first blood, heavy metal, taxi driver

FAVORITE MOVIES/TV SHOWS

EXPERIENCE

high school

EDUCATION

drivers ed 1982
cpr certification

TRAINING

lifeguard

PAST JOB EXPERIENCE

english
spanish (mostly the insults)

LANGUAGES

sexy

ADDITIONAL TALENTS

fuck off

PORTFOLIO PIECES

CONTACT ME

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deerlyBeloved
hargrove

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personal inbox
inbox

Comments

un: harrington

[acidwashjeans]

god you're such an idiot

[driving]

these are all great answers

[acidwashjeans]

these are all such bullshit answers

talents: sexy
who's buying that, hargrove?

[driving]

you, apparently
unless you're into sucking ugly dick

[acidwashjeans]

having a pretty dick isn't a talent okay

[driving]

i work really hard to be sexy all over
do you want me to stop working out??

[acidwashjeans]

being ripped isn't necessarily sexy
there are ripped dudes who are nasty
and non ripped dudes who are totally sexy

[ steve is digging a hole and he won't stop ]

[driving]

ok
if i'm not sexy i guess it won't be a problem to just not make out with me

[acidwashjeans]

dude
come on

[ this is not what steve meant to happen how does he undo ]

i'm not saying you aren't sexy

un: jackk

[sinnabon]

are you ok?
you seem mad

[driving]

i'm not mad
i'm cool and mysterious

[sinnabon]

are you sure?
theres 9 'fuck off's in there

[driving]

fuck off is the coolest most mysterious thing you can say

[sinnabon]

[ #doubt af ]

if i ask steve that will he agree?

[ the litmus test of 'is billy being legit or just weird' ]

[driving]

yeah probably

[sinnabon]

huh
okay
just 'fuck off' or do other fuck related statements work?

[driving]

pretty much any fuck statement is cool

un: southside

[gentrify]

shit man you havent heard metallic's black album yet huh?

[driving]

THERE ARE MORE METALLICA ALBUMS??
do you have them

[gentrify]

yeah man
old geezers are still fuckin touring
youre from what, 82? 84?
theres been
hold on

[ please hold while mickey pulls up his phone from home and sorts through the music on it. ]

damn youre missing a lot
master of puppets, 86
and justice for all, 88
black album, 91
about 5 more after that but quality gets a little touch and go
i got them on my phone from home

[driving]

holy fuck
that's a lot
i'm from 85, i can't believe i missed all of this
can you send them to my phone, does it work like that

[gentrify]

fuck if i know man i just got here
give me a while to figure this fluid thing out and ill let you know
you ever get to see them play?

[driving]

god i wish, no i didn't
but let me know if you figure it out

[gentrify]

shit
thats prime timeline too, before they got huge
you get guns n roses yet in 85? or pantera?
but yeah ill let you know
ur like some deprived music-robbed 3rd world country kid

[driving]

you don't know the half of it
my boyfriend is addicted to wham and taylor swift
i'm suffering

[ ...Oh shit he's never actually called Steve his boyfriend before. Steve did go around telling everyone in the house that they're dating so fair's fair but he'll just play it cool and hope no one notices. ]

pantera's around
haven't heard of the other one though