[ ugh drunk steve cannot understand what is happening. billy why are you doing this????? give him a moment while he opens another can of beer because wow ]

Okay, Harrington- Hargrove. Hargrove. [yup that's your name] You're not the great big dickbag you think you are. You beat me up like one whole time while we've been here. And you helped me fight those dream monsters, and we hung out at the beach, and we figured out about eggplant dicks [ you can't see, but he's counting these off on his fingers ]

and you still have to play blindfolded basketball against me which you're going to lose because you are not the hot hot at basketball you think you are. So yeah, eggplantface, you figure out why I'm apologising to you okay.

[ there's a beep and the video turns on. shit, he'd meant to hang up. ]