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just trying 2 help.

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honestly i think i need to grow my hair out LONGER, if anything
not get it cut

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longer's fine, as long as it's the front/top getting long to match the bottom/back.

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well then it wouldn't be a mullet anymore!! why would i do that
unless you're suggesting i go full glam metal style
i could pull that off

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glam metal would be better than what you have now.
though idk if there's enough hairspray in this whole nightmare to provide for that sort of upkeep.

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if this place can throw time travel and monsters and shit at us, it can provide me with infinite hairspray

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idk that's probably something you have to ask your basket for.

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i'll probably end up with hairspray that sets your hair on fire or something if i do that

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hey, but what's even cooler than a mullet?
FLAMING mullet!

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that's true
for about 30 seconds until it burns all my hair off and i'm bald

[variantcover]

EXACTLY.
it's a win-win!

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i'd look terrible bald!
i mean still hotter than most people but terrible for me