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[driving]

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[driving]

what, are you going to give me a bedtime now too

[acidwashjeans]

i will if you make me

[driving]

oooh i'm so scared

[acidwashjeans]

what do you just
not care if you get mauled by some monster out there at night when no one knows????

[driving]

harrington
i'll be fine

[acidwashjeans]

don't harrington me, wheeler
you're going to be home by ten and that's it

[driving]

WHEELER?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO, HARRINGTON

oh my god
if this was wheeler he'd be texting you some nerd shit like "sorry i rolled some dice and the dungeon wizard said i couldn't come home until 11"

[acidwashjeans]

I'M TALKING TO YOU MIKE WHEELER



wait fuck
billy???

[driving]

yes
of course this is billy

[acidwashjeans]

jesus fuck this technology

why didn't you say something??

1/2

[driving]

i didn't think i had to, i thought you were just being overprotective again

[driving]

so are you going to pound my ass tonight or not

[acidwashjeans]

depends if you're home by ten or not



also jesus christ i'm so glad that was you i was not ready for that level of sarcasm from the brat

[driving]

i'll be home when you're ready to pound me, prettyboy. whatever time that is.

the brat couldn't reach my level

[acidwashjeans]

let me check my schedule real quick to see where i can fit you in

hey would you look at that, i'm free all night

[driving]

alright alright i'm coming home

🍆

[acidwashjeans]

👅🍑

[driving]

[ he's basically sprinting home now, jesus steve why are you so good at sexting ]

[acidwashjeans]

[ it's his one super power ]